DAD!!!! Please come out of the bathroom, I NEVER take that long!!!! 
Okay....when do YOU ever wait THIS long to get to GO to the bathroom???
Tell me WHEN is he coming back???? Don't leave your loved ones waiting.....tell them you love them NOW!!! Just like I am telling Mama Soul, Snuffles, Annie, Emma, Luna, Snickers, Buddy, Dizzy, Penney, Tonka, Hope, Trixie, Bella, Zoe, Chief and Sophie!!! :)