Ahhhhh, each day this spot is especially delicious. Though, I cannot quite put my paw pad on it, it consistently tantalizes, teases and taunts my royal nostrils in a way indescribable! Much to the dismay of the human on the other end of the leash, I never want to leave this hallowed spot.
What is this that I spy with my big eyes? Please inform me as to why it has not been laid at my feet this very moment?
The agony of defeat at my failure to entrap this curious object. 'O, where fore art thou hands of human help my soul yearns for!'
Heh,
heh,
heh :), mom sits in this chair with the pillow behind her but as she walks to the kitchen....alas! The king takes his place upon the soft pillow of her previous seat - but oh, the moment is fleeting. How my mechanical tail moves back and forth when she refers to me as Fat Bastard.
(Please, do not be offended by this term of affection, borrowed from the Mike Myers film) 
Resolved to lounge in my own chair in the study. Quickly, before my eyes close in search of royal rest, greetings and salutations to all my friends, furry and
furless. Wishing your life is good Snuffles, Annie, Luna, Emma,
Tonka, Presley, Friday, Penny, Dizzy and Snickers.
Ahhhhh, each day this spot is especially delicious. Though, I cannot quite put my paw pad on it, it consistently tantalizes, teases and taunts my royal nostrils in a way indescribable! Much to the dismay of the human on the other end of the leash, I never want to leave this hallowed spot.
What is this that I spy with my big eyes? Please inform me as to why it has not been laid at my feet this very moment?
The agony of defeat at my failure to entrap this curious object. 'O, where fore art thou hands of human help my soul yearns for!' 
Heh, heh, heh :), mom sits in this chair with the pillow behind her but as she walks to the kitchen....alas! The king takes his place upon the soft pillow of her previous seat - but oh, the moment is fleeting. How my mechanical tail moves back and forth when she refers to me as Fat Bastard. (Please, do not be offended by this term of affection, borrowed from the Mike Myers film) 
Resolved to lounge in my own chair in the study. Quickly, before my eyes close in search of royal rest, greetings and salutations to all my friends, furry and furless. Wishing your life is good Snuffles, Annie, Luna, Emma, Tonka, Presley, Friday, Penny, Dizzy and Snickers. 